Why do Scots wear kilts? So that when God looks down, he knows to be proud, and when the devil looks up, he knows to be afraid.
ALBA GU BRATH!
in which Lemony Snicket writes Harry Potter
IN WHICH LEMONY SNICKET WRITES HARRY POTTER
My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post
always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule.
Dammit its Wednesday and I would have been rethinking scrolling past this all day if I didn’t reblog
Tolkien died in 1973. Reverse it and you get 3791.Three rings for the elven kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, and one for the dark lord on his dark throne.